After the elves walk 10.000 miles looking for the rainbow, they finaly found it. When the rain was over a inmens rainbow show to the elves the way to the buquet of gold. They gone to that way searching for the money, because the elves are very amarret people. When they arrived to the buquet they realized that there was no money or gold or anything valuable in there. They only found a pedas of paper, and in the paper something or somebody have escribided a note for them (the elves):“Because you are a band of elves codit, I, the rainbow godess, taken all the gold and I give it to the poore people who live in the caverns by the Plate River. Jodan you, for amarrets!”The elves where devastated. The couldn´t believe that that was happened to them. Everybody starts to cry and mariconiate of sadnes untill the youngest one discover something who alegrating the sad elves. He found a hole in the fond of the buquet. “That hole goes to the godess oficin, because it is a magic one” he says. Babintong was the name of the youngest elve and everybody descans him because he is the little one, but from this day forward they will all refered to him as “Babintong, the great”.Babintong, the great, guide all the amarret elves to the godess oficin. When they arrived the evil godess was esperating them with a machine automatic laser gun in the left hand, because she was zurd, wich means she´s fanatic of the “Che” Guevara. All the amarret elves keep still cagads in the pats, except for Babintong the great, who start to fight against the comunist godess in a batle to death. Babintong won the batle by loosing an arm and an orej. He recovered the gold and all the capitalist elves where happy forever living with the miracle of having a lot of money.The Evil Comunist Godess was cagated a pals and she die saying “To the victory forever, forrs!”
lunes, septiembre 21, 2009
domingo, septiembre 13, 2009
-¿Is deine muchër von ichstraussenbanhorn?
-¡Da! Eine kügel kangëfloggen laggerten.
-Ist lieb eine dorkenfold und wolkswaggen.
-Frochslang. Ich der märengald. ¡Der märengal!
-¡Der märengal flak schnitzel in deire schlompmister!